NICE PARODY

OMG??? this parody rocks!!!! Written by nicholus and yong jian but then its still nice read it~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I thank nicholus for not copylefting it.

The 1o Newspaper fight:
Liew Shan Yao was fooling around
class 1o like a big playground
when suddenly Ryan burst from his desk
and threw paper balls, thus making a mess
and then the paper balls hit the silent Bo Wei
as Ryan marked the start of a violent day
and he started reflecting Shan Yao's paper balls
but they all hit the unresponding walls
so it finally hit Jia Hao, making him outrageous
but he stared at Zi Yang, like the Power Rangers
It was a case of big misunderstanding in 1o
making Wei Heng try to stop them, like Mascherano
but Zi Yang thought it was Edward, and he threw a ball at him
making Edward stare and sizzle and scream
Thus the fight continued, with Jia Hao still mad
And James Chong shouting to stop the bad... ...
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Chorus:
This is the newspaper battle, of paper balls flying here and there
Throwing, shouting and mad violence, and Zi Yang shouting,"It's not fair!"
And only one'll emerge to tell it to Mr. Krison
This is the newspaper battle... ...
of paper balls flying here and there
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Edward took a blow and tried to retaliate
Wong Zi Yang who he wanted to terminate
Then James Chong emerged, and shouted out loudly,
"Stop it! Stop it! You are all going crazy!"
Now that silence was here, golden and steady
Mr. Krison was staring, full and ready
And he stomped into the class, totally boiling
As his face black as thunder, found Zi Yang crying
And then everyone turned around staring at the squabble
While Mr. Krison took a gulp from his bottle
Thus he turned around, and reprimanded Zi Yang for it
And he asked Edward Chow Jun Mun not to sit
But then he found out that Shan Yao and Ryan had started it
And he punished them, like Mrs. Fitt
Hence the matter was solved and the class learned their lesson
With the perpetrators turning crimson... ...
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Chorus:
This is the newspaper battle, of paper balls flying here and there
Throwing, shouting and mad violence, and Zi Yang shouting,"It's not fair!"
And only one'll emerge to tell it to Mr. Krison
This is the newspaper battle... ...

Part 2
"So this started the day,
but it wasn't quite right,
with Mr Krison changing places
thus ending the fight
and since it was unsteady
the Paper Goat was ready
to be moved right in front
with the treasurer unfading
Andika Wijaya and
Andre Lim Zhi Sheng by far
moved to the far back
so far that it was like a star
Jia Hao and Boo Daulby were in line
Jeffrey, Jun Hong, James Chong and Wu Yong
Ming (or Wuym)

all got sent to the side of class in a rush,
causing all twenty-seven to be rid of a hush,
it was the noisiest incident which has ever been
taken place right in class which just has been cleaned...

the whole thing ended unexpectedly
so the place was deemed to be fully free
and the culprit emerged
while we all saw hated
the dreaded 1D messing it up; we're all FATED!!!!!

Chorus
This is the newspaper battle, of paper balls flying
here and there
Throwing, shouting and mad violence, and Zi Yang shouting,"It's not fair!"
And only one'll emerge to tell it to Mr. Krison
This is the newspaper battle... ...
of paper balls flying here and there
This is the newspaper battle... this is the
newspaper battle...
This is the newspaper battle...
of the paper balls now ceasing to fly."